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Bird Defecates on Tom Perez in Kentucky, Authorities Suspect Birdie Sanders

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort
Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

Bernie with Birdie Sanders in Portland. 2016

FRANKFORT (April 23, 2017) — DNC Chair Tom Perez was following Bernie Sanders out of a coffee shop in Frankfort, KY this weekend, when, to the delight of onlookers and Internet users everywhere, an unidentified bird flew overhead and defecated directly on him.

According to reports, the pair were in town for a round table discussion with local residents.

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

Sanders, who recently topped polls as the most popular Senator in America, had already exited and was not hit by the poo.

Many recall the moment a bird landed on his podium during a rally in Portland as one of the most memorable moments of the 2016 campaign.

News of the flying fecal dump caused immediate speculation about the feathered culprit’s identify.

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

Others expressed satisfaction with Mother Nature’s small yet symbolic gesture.


Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

According to the Urban Wildlife Guide, “The white pasty part of bird droppings is uric acid. The dark part, sometimes brightly colored from the bird’s diet, is feces. Birds simultaneously evacuate uric acid and feces from an opening just under the tail that is called the cloaca or vent.”

While Sanders continues to rally progressives into action across the nation, establishment Democrats continue to push a failed narrative about their embarrassing electoral failure.

At the time of this writing, DNC officials have yet to comment about the bird dropping or whether they believe Russia is behind the attack.

Tyson Manker is a former combat marine, attorney, college professor. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.


  1. nickelstracy says:

    First God sent a bird to Bernie! Then a bird gave Preze well ya know!

  2. BERNIE! How much more hint do you need? Apparently even God thinks Perez is full of shit!

    Or we won’t.

    You’re at a pinnacle in your career, where, with your popularity, YOU could make our country realize so much of what you’ve fought for this past 40 years. Yet you waste your time trying to revive the more-than-dead Dem party.

    If you would just LOOK for a moment – your supporters REVILE the Dem party and want NOTHING to do with it! THAT was the biggest lesson from the campaign.

    It’s been 5 months since the election. The election where we the people REFUSED to support the deeply corrupt Dem party. NOTHING’S CHANGED! Except we’ve not managed to draw forth another leader.

    I KNOW that if you’d step up to lead an independent party, we’d have Medicare for all and monies focused on programs for we the people, like Social Security and childhood hunger, tuition free colleges, etc. etc. Time is proving that ONLY YOU can DO it.

    The time is NOW! – Before the GOP shoves another health bill written for insurance & pharma and NOT AMERICANS down our throats.

    If you’d step up, we – could STOP the GOP juggernaut! But instead you drag Tom “I’m part of the problem” Perez around the country trying to fix a Dem party that DOESN’T WANT TO BE FIXED!


    We are at an incredible apex RIGHT NOW. We could effectuate MEANINGFUL CHANGE for we the people in a huge sweep! THAT. WON’T. HAPPEN. WITHOUT. YOU.

    That’s the stark reality we face! How can you deny that which you’ve worked so hard to accomplish when it’s within your grasp?

  3. David Bullock says:

    I totally agree with Adrienne Brietzke, BERNIE, we need you!! We NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND EITHER JOIN THE GREEN PARTY, OR JUST START ANOTHER PARTY CALLED THE PROGRESSIVE PARTY. The Democratic Party IS JUST USING YOU TO SUBVERT PROGRESSIVES, to try to get us back into a non-revolutionary party!! If you leave and join or form a 3rd Party, MILLIONS will follow you, and your party will already have representatives in congress. People like Tulsi Gabbard and other progressives will instantly leave the Dems for your party, and millions who voted for Trump just because they would rather say “Screw you” to the establishment, will also join the party and it will be able to become a bigger more powerful party than the Dems. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE LOVE OF AMERICA, START ANOTHER PARTY, WE ARE ALL READY FOR IT AND WANT IT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! !

  4. Shelley Godfroy says:

    Agree! Agree!

  5. Gina Thomas says:

    I embroidered the Bernie birdie on my shirt after the little bird flew to Senator Sander’s podium in 2016. I took it as a humorous sign from above and view Tom Perez’s bird bombing in a similar vein. Just as a bird cannot fly when shackled to a ball and chain, Bernie cannot fly while shackled to the Democratic party. Please Bernie, break free and we will all take flight together to transform our country! The dove of peace coos in so many of our hearts.

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