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Bird Defecates on Tom Perez in Kentucky, Authorities Suspect Birdie Sanders

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort
Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

Bernie with Birdie Sanders in Portland. 2016


FRANKFORT (April 23, 2017) — DNC Chair Tom Perez was following Bernie Sanders out of a coffee shop in Frankfort, KY this weekend, when, to the delight of onlookers and Internet users everywhere, an unidentified bird flew overhead and defecated directly on him.

According to reports, the pair were in town for a round table discussion with local residents.

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort


Sanders, who recently topped polls as the most popular Senator in America, had already exited and was not hit by the poo.

Many recall the moment a bird landed on his podium during a rally in Portland as one of the most memorable moments of the 2016 campaign.

News of the flying fecal dump caused immediate speculation about the feathered culprit’s identify.

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

Others expressed satisfaction with Mother Nature’s small yet symbolic gesture.

 

Birdie Sanders Bernie Veterans Tyson Manker Portland Frankfort

According to the Urban Wildlife Guide, “The white pasty part of bird droppings is uric acid. The dark part, sometimes brightly colored from the bird’s diet, is feces. Birds simultaneously evacuate uric acid and feces from an opening just under the tail that is called the cloaca or vent.”

While Sanders continues to rally progressives into action across the nation, establishment Democrats continue to push a failed narrative about their embarrassing electoral failure.

At the time of this writing, DNC officials have yet to comment about the bird dropping or whether they believe Russia is behind the attack.


Tyson Manker is a former combat marine, attorney, college professor. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.