FRANKFORT (April 23, 2017) — DNC Chair Tom Perez was following Bernie Sanders out of a coffee shop in Frankfort, KY this weekend, when, to the delight of onlookers and Internet users everywhere, an unidentified bird flew overhead and defecated directly on him.
They swung by coffee shop in my town for a round table. Crowd formed to see Bernie come out. No one spoke to Perez. Oh & a bird shit on him pic.twitter.com/EfCXee6sv5
— DrewFrog (@DrewFrogger) April 21, 2017
According to reports, the pair were in town for a round table discussion with local residents.
Sanders, who recently topped polls as the most popular Senator in America, had already exited and was not hit by the poo.
Many recall the moment a bird landed on his podium during a rally in Portland as one of the most memorable moments of the 2016 campaign.
— Arun Chaudhary (@ArunChaud) March 25, 2016
News of the flying fecal dump caused immediate speculation about the feathered culprit’s identify.
Others expressed satisfaction with Mother Nature’s small yet symbolic gesture.
I thought so too! A bird lands on #Bernie's podium – the world cheers. Perez gets the opposite bird treatment – the world cheers. Karma 😀
— #RunBernieRun 🌹 Jim Langford, LMT 🌹 (@RedIbis2) April 23, 2017
The universe has spoken …. a bird visits Bernie's podium and another poops on Perez.
— TrubritFit (@cole_pettifer) April 23, 2017
According to the Urban Wildlife Guide, “The white pasty part of bird droppings is uric acid. The dark part, sometimes brightly colored from the bird’s diet, is feces. Birds simultaneously evacuate uric acid and feces from an opening just under the tail that is called the cloaca or vent.”
While Sanders continues to rally progressives into action across the nation, establishment Democrats continue to push a failed narrative about their embarrassing electoral failure.
— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) April 21, 2017
The most explicit expression yet of this formula: "criticizing the Democratic Party = being pro-Putin." https://t.co/Y1MJFTes3R
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 22, 2017
At the time of this writing, DNC officials have yet to comment about the bird dropping or whether they believe Russia is behind the attack.